Welcome to the best worst thing you'll read today—our "Lyttony" of winning entries:
Complete lists for each year prior to 1996 are lost to the sands of time, but please enjoy an archived compilation of Grand Prize Winners, 1983 - 2012.
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If you've browsed beyond 2010 you've noticed that all links are not created equal. (Jefferson first said that, right?) Those years are available as PDF files or archived pages, thanks to the handy Wayback Machine.
To find a specific author or sentence, try a Ctrl+F search. Since we don't have any archives, lists, etc beyond what's posted here, if you can't find what you're looking for you're shit out of luck, as EJ's mom likes to say. (Sorry!)