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Welcome to the best worst thing you'll read today—our "Lyttony" of grand prize winners, category winners, and dishonorable mentions by year:

Unfortunately a complete list for each year before 1996 is lost to the sands of time (or at least not yet digitized), but please enjoy a compilation of Grand Prize Winners from earlier years.


Update on the Archives

If you've browsed beyond 2014 you've noticed that all links are not created equal. (Jefferson first said that, right?)

2008 through 2013 are currently only available as PDF files. The 1997 to 2007 pages are a little easier to read—courtesy of the wonderful Wayback Machine—but we hope to (eventually) get it all in an easy-to-read format. 

We're still looking for years 1982 to 1996. No one can remember now which newspapers published the complete results, but they're surely out there (if only on microfiche). If you have any info that might help, EJ would love to hear from you.

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