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Welcome to the best worst thing you'll read today, our "Lyttony" of winning entries:

Complete lists for the years prior to 1996 are lost to the sands of time, but please enjoy an archived compilation of Grand Prize Winners, 1983 - 2012.

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About our Archives

If you've browsed beyond 2010 you've noticed that all links are not created equal. (Jefferson first said that, right?) Those years are available as PDF files or archived pages, thanks to the handy Wayback Machine.

To find a specific author or sentence, open that year's page and try a Ctrl+F search. We don't have any archives or lists beyond what's posted here, sorry!

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